hey!
so long never post ya.
SHIT. SEPT HOLS HMWK is like one pile of papers threatening to dominate me!
but never will that happen! with courage and determination, i will overcome it one day!
(ohmy, i sound so 自high.)
ok.
paris and milan is so funny! its keeping me entertained! :D
they were sisters born in malaysia, den the father wanted to 记念 where they were born, and so, named them Pahang and Melaka. DAMN FUNNY PLEASE!
and ermm...
yah, u shd watch it. but its the last episode in the sept hols. no laughter until the end of EOYS.
ohmy my results are sucky.
LA was b3, and my tcher said, "Yun Yu has maintained his good results for Language Arts."
AS IF its good, i would say, "Yun Yu should REALLY REALLY buck up for his SUCKISH LA results. This is TOTALLY not up to my standard. "
hmm, chinese an A1, strive higher next time.
Geog, was A2, i tihnk. jiayou bah.
history was A1, with a total mark of 100. another unexpected high mark of a subject not of my interest.
sci and maths was A2. i shd really improve on those.
total 469/600.
I WANNA HIT 500! :D
GPA 3.7/4
genevieve's GPA is 3.8/4 but her total was 467.
weird.
ohyes, myspeechanddramawasdisastrous.
:) (thank goodness my grp didn't fail. it was quite impromptu)
i havent shown my results to my parents.
anticipating their reactions.
happy whether unexpected or not. :)
AT LEAST I MAINTAINED ok! =D
so, im just normal, not happy but not sad either. just disappointed...
SIGH.
since im so bored lets do a quiz!

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am cute..
oh really? i think im cuter...(act dumb)

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
*walks away*

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
are u saying aliens love u?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
HAH. i bet u cant speak martian.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
you don't know me? I am a Singaporean student from River Valley High; and I have hmwk, do u mind doing them? :)

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :
1) I know you like me.
REALLY? *starts laughing hysterically* *pretends to call someone and say loudly* u know theres this super fat ugly guy/girl talking to me...

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
DO I LOOK INTERESTED IN YOU? Stop getting delusions.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
EXCUSE ME, did i say anything about going out with u?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will fetch you home!
Do i look lke im dreaming? I have legs; i can walk.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
look, im so ugly, i can make you talk to me.

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Yes, i do NOT think so.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
SRY, i do not reveal any of my particulars to anybody, especially suspicious strangers like YOU.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
ARE YOU TALKING TO THE TOILET BOWL?!

4) What do you like about me?
I like your entertaining skill of narcissism; its makes me laugh.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
THIS IS DUMB; I REFUSE TO DO SO.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
Did u fail ur eyesight? im not a female dog, u ondeh ondeh!

2) You smell like shit!
Thank you, Rubbish person that doesn't have the right to live on earth.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
I know you love me because my reactions entertain you.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YES, im an ugly creature, so why are you talking to me? Do YOU actually UNDERSTAND ugly creatures like me?

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
*Suddenly stop in front of him during the race, make him trip or smth*

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you...
Talk to the fountain, u'll get more reactions than me.

2) I know you still love me!
YES, i love you, do u still remember, today is opposite day? everything u say means the opposite...

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
go back where? the rubbish dump?

4) Please call me...
why would i call for u when u are here? YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY, MY MONEY, AND YOU ARE HURTING MOTHER EARTH, U MEANIE-POKE.

5) The break up hurts me so much..
i know, u broke your bones right?

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
*suddenly vomits in front of him/her* SRY.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
if you're changed, then why are u still here, advertising the product?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
MY shop sells better stuff u know. my products are of higher quality and they are FREE for the next week.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YES, i'll buy. give me 70% discount? dun wan hah? dun buy lorh. *walks away*

DONE. :D