Hello there, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

School is starting really soon. I am dead.

I have done absolutely no homework.

I should be starting now.

Well anyway, surprisingly, I have not accomplished any of my holiday's resolutions, which has made me realize that I should not set any goals for this year to avoid any disappointment. This seems like a bad idea because... I can't keep myself on track. (as if I am) But there is no point in writing down goals simply for the sake of writing them down when I don't even attempt to adhere to them. It is kind of dumb, really.

And you probably would not be interested what my goals are. I mean seriously, people semi-care when they read my blog. They ignore if I write them down. (and probably never come back)

Boaz Toporovsky is probably one of the hottest politician I've seen, besides Sarah Palin. Ahahaha. My evolution into a bimbo is happening right in front of your eyes.

Here are some of the more interesting things I've seen on the Internets.

• 10 most iconic photos of the 40s
  
  
• Beyonce? More like BEYONSLAY
  
  
• 10 resolutions, 10 masterpieces
  
  
• This local artist who drew the masterpieces in the previous link and I adore them very much
  

Beyonce is such a secretive ass. Literally no one ever expected that she would drop a (shit)bomb, especially when all the other pop stars (thought they) had dominated the scene. This is certainly opportune for some GIFs:


SURPRISE, SURPRISE.


This is from American Horror Story, if I'm not wrong.

Now for the actual surprise GIFs of HRH Queen B:

She's amazing. She's perfect.
I'm wondering if I should buy her album. c:

And talking about buying stuff, I did some crazy shopping in KL. When I say crazy, I mean cray-cray.
We were dropped off in Midvalley by our uncle, and we had a few hours to roam around. We walked in, and walked a while before we strutted into Mango. Bought some stuff. :> Met my sis and father when we realized my mum was missing. We went into Forever 21, the neighbouring shop, my sis and I looked for her and browsing at the same time while my father stood outside, keeping a lookout for mum. We walked out after a while, thinking that she could be in the toilet. My dad commanded my sis to search for mum in the toilet.

Voila! she appeared right when my sis was in the toilet. She came back from Forever 21, second floor. ~__~ She's so weird. She said she couldn't see us in Mango?! what on earth. In the end, she bought around SGD200 worth of clothes from Forever 21. Waited for my sis and we went to Zara. Bought more shits again. Then we decided to get ice cream at Haagen Dazs! :> after that, my father called our uncle to fetch us, then while walking around, we found Uniqlo! And that was the craziest shit because within 5 min, we walked out of Uniqlo with a fresh bag of new clothes.

And we had to run to the drop-off point to meet our uncle, because security was so tight, drivers aren't allowed to wait at the drop-off point. And when we reached our uncle was trying to negotiate with the lady security guard, which was incredibly shameful for us.

And please don't call us stupid for not using our phones during the 'lost mum' encounter. My dad was calling her countless times and most of the time the call simply couldn't get through. (bad reception in KL). Besides, she wasn't robbed/kidnapped or anything. She was happily shopping in Forever 21. =__=

After I've come back to SG, I feel like I need to buy more shits. While things are cheaper in Malaysia(actually... there isn't mich of a difference), I FEEL THIS NEED WELLING UP INSIDE OF ME. And many of those... aren't really necessary. Material desires. heh.

Perhaps instead of a 2014 resolutions/goal-list, I should start on a shopping list. Pfft.